. . . I like Pauly Shore movies. There, I said it. Berate me if you will, but it’s true. I should really say that I like all Pauly Shore movies made between the years 1992 and 1996. These include such gems as “Encino Man,” “Son in Law,” “In the Army Now” and “Bio-dome.” All classics in my opinion, but those are the only ones. I’ve never seen a more recent Pauly Shore movie than “Bio-Dome,” and I never will.

Most people will cringe at the sound of his voice or even the thought of him, but I love it. I think he’s hilarious and should be given more credit.

Now Stephen Baldwin is another story. He reminds me of the “Family Guy” episode that shows Alec Baldwin breastfeeding his brothers. He looks over and says (in his Alec Baldwin voice) “Eat up Stephen, you’re the weakest.” So true.

Anyhow, here’s to you Pauly Shore. Please never make another movie again. Especially if you’re wearing this outfit.