I have a crush on Woody Harrelson.

From “Natural Born Killers” to “No Country for Old Men” to his newest, “Zombieland,” he always plays a total badass with no remorse. But at the same time, he has a soft sensitive side that he doesn’t let people see that often. Sorry for getting all school-girl mushy on you guys, but you have to admit that in that cowboy hat and tight jeans, he’s pretty damn sexy.

Oh by the way, I Googled Woody Harrelson and this is what came up:

Enjoy your nightmares.