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My idea of camping is staying at a Howard Johnson
Don’t forget the out-of-tune acoustic guitar so someone can stumble through shoddy renditions of Third Eye Blind songs around the campfire. Continue reading
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The Paper Route
I don’t think Mom delivered papers much longer after that night, but it was definitely the most punk rock thing I had ever seen. Continue reading
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Health Fist
Did she misspell that? Was it intentional? What the hell is going on and where are my pants? These are all questions you might be asking yourself at this point in time, but I am here to tell you: have no fear. All will be explained in due time. I’ve recently started working at a Continue reading
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The Life: Spring Break 2010
After the extreme fun and excitement of deleting my Myspace account, I decided to head outdoors and enjoy the beautiful Florida weather. Although the days were warm, the nights were a bit chilly and I was kicking myself for only bringing a light sweater to protect me from the 58 degree frozen tundra. My Spring Continue reading
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Aunt Linda’s Chicken Alfredo Roll Recipe
My friends and I had Ladies’ Night last night which involved a little bit of cooking, curling our hair, and lots of champagne. I decided to make an appetizer, but after surfing the Web for recipes for an hour the night before, I became really overwhelmed. I e-mailed my aunt Linda who owns Port D’Hiver Continue reading
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Rich people, Chubs, and just saying “Phuket”
Tuesday afternoon Oz and I made the two hour journey down south to see a few bands play. We did the same thing we always do when we go down to Boca Raton: gawk at rich people. Their cars, houses, offices, boats. Nothing is safe. After walking around the mall and laughing at all the Continue reading
7-Eleven, August Burns Red, bass, Boca Raton, Brent Rambler, Chubs, crowd, Deerfield Beach, double bass, emo, emo losers, Emory, escalator, florida, Ft. Lauderdale, garbage pile, hell, hooker boots, Hot Topic, Jake Luhrs, jeans, Jnco, Phuket, Phuket Thai, rich people, slurpies, south Florida, sweaty hair, Target, Underoath
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