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Virgin Vicki
This is a guy we saw on Duval Street on our Summer 2008 Key West trip. He may possibly be homeless and/or have several venereal diseases. His cut-off T-shirt said “Tight like a virgin” and, as you can see, he is a fantastic dancer. Continue reading
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Aunt Linda’s Chicken Alfredo Roll Recipe
My friends and I had Ladies’ Night last night which involved a little bit of cooking, curling our hair, and lots of champagne. I decided to make an appetizer, but after surfing the Web for recipes for an hour the night before, I became really overwhelmed. I e-mailed my aunt Linda who owns Port D’Hiver… Continue reading
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Ever wonder what writing majors do in class?
If there’s one thing I can say about the writing majors, it’s that we pay very close attention in class. Not necessarily to take notes on the lectures (although we do that too), but mostly, we wait for our professors to say something hilarious so we can write it down and savor it, or for… Continue reading
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Fat-tastic
Everyone says America is the fattest country. I can’t imagine why. I say screw that measly salad! Get your blood pressure pills ready and unbutton your pants, because I’m going to take you on a journey through the fattest of the fat. I borrowed all of these images from my new favorite Web site, ThisIsWhyYou’reFat.com.… Continue reading
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Oregon Fail
Get ready for a blast from the past. It’s 1994 and you’re back in elementary school. It’s Wednesday, so it’s time to go to the computer lab for activity. You have your choice of three games: Reader Rabbit (weak), Math Blaster (super weak), or everyone’s favorite–Oregon Trail. It’s funny, I never remember actually seeing the… Continue reading
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A quick hipster bash
After my Writing for the Web class, which should have essentially been called “Blog class,” I thought briefly about letting my blog die a slow and natural death. I am the kind of person who, if not actually forced to do something for a grade, I tend not to do anything at all. It would… Continue reading
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What about the boat times?
Oz’s newest tattoo makes me really happy. Normally his tattoos involve death and destruction, but this is a funny one. When it’s finished, it’s going to be a color portrait of Old Gregg from the Mighty Boosh with a bottle of Bailey’s next to it pouring out the phrase, “What about the boat times?” I… Continue reading
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Rich people, Chubs, and just saying “Phuket”
Tuesday afternoon Oz and I made the two hour journey down south to see a few bands play. We did the same thing we always do when we go down to Boca Raton: gawk at rich people. Their cars, houses, offices, boats. Nothing is safe. After walking around the mall and laughing at all the… Continue reading
7-Eleven, August Burns Red, bass, Boca Raton, Brent Rambler, Chubs, crowd, Deerfield Beach, double bass, emo, emo losers, Emory, escalator, florida, Ft. Lauderdale, garbage pile, hell, hooker boots, Hot Topic, Jake Luhrs, jeans, Jnco, Phuket, Phuket Thai, rich people, slurpies, south Florida, sweaty hair, Target, Underoath -
Blood, Sweat and Ink
For anyone who will be in Melbourne, FL this Saturday Nov. 21, please come check out Blood, Sweat and Ink at SLOW Gallery downtown. The show will feature the fine art of tattoo artists from Ink Doktors, Studio XIII, Old Ghost Tattoo, Endless Summer, and many more. Should be a good time! Continue reading
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Loltatz
My new favorite Web site is a spin-off of Lolcats, called Loltatz. It’s a collection of really bad and really funny tattoos. Some of the pictures are kind of raunchy, but for the most part they’re good. I think the Web site would do better with out the “fail” commentary, though. The tattoos speak for… Continue reading
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